I Have a Bra-blem - Emmy Raver – Lampman

I’ve got locker-room blues

I’m feeling confused

My training bra needs some new training wheels

A nice little lace with a cute little frill

I’ve got a bra-blem

Can I get some light support?

I’ve got a bra-blem

And it’s happening under my shirt

I need some pinks and blues, no pastel snooze, no va-va-room is there

I need light support, a credit card to meet me halfway there

My bust needs a boost now

My girls need a goose now

I see double D’s and triple E’s, I’m feeling insecure

The best of me wants to be free and show off these two stars

Something compelling for my mlons, girls

These hooters need a hoot and no on’s even yelling

I’ve got a bra-blem

It’s just a little quick trip to the mall

I’ve got a bra-blem

Does anybody hear my call?

I’m a woman, 'least I’m getting there

I should mark this special moment with a bra with some flair

Buy Victoria, I’m the one with secrets

And I can no longer keep it

Take a look around

The perfect bra will hold me down

Or hold me up, I’m like I’m feeling stuck

Please, Mom and Dad, your girl is growing up

I’ve got a bra-blem!