We As Americans - Eminem

There’s an intruder

In my house

He cut my phone-lines

Can’t dial out

I scream for police

But I doubt

They’re gonna hear me

when I shout

A couple of cocktails will send me to jail

There’s a couple of cops hot on my trail

But this time, when I get pulled over

There’s a doberman pinscher and a pitbull in the seat

These pigs 'll get bit fooling with me

Quit fooling with me

Bitch, you’re gonna see

No pistol in the seat

Why it always gotta be an issue when you’re me

and which you’re gonna see in the long run

Im’a be the wrong one

You wanna harass with this limo tinted glass

Flashin that flash-light on my a*s where was you at

Last night when them as*holes

Ran up on my grass

Rapper slash actor

Kiss the crack on my cracker slashed ass

They took away my right to bear arms

What I’m posed to fight with bear palms?

Yeah right

They coming with bombs, I’m comin with flare-guns

We as americans

We as a Americans

Us as a citizen

Gotta protect ourselves

Look at our shit has been

We better check ourselves

Livin up in these streets

Through worse and through better health

Surviving by any means

We as Americans

Us as a citizen

We are samaritans

What do we get us in

We better check ourselves

Look at our shit has been

Take a look where you live

This is America

And we are Americans

Im’a make Vuku bucks

wearin Vuku vests

Drama hanging over my head like a voodoo hex

I could’ve been next to fly over the cuckoo’s nest

But you know who

whith an «S» tatooed to my chest

But I’ve innested

Now I got the Industry pissy

Eversince me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on fifty it’s funny

We got a buzz spreading quicker than making paper-airplanes out of a twenty

F*ck money I don’t rap for dead presidents

I’d rather see the president dead

It’s never been said

But I said precedents and the standards

And they can’t stand it

My name should’ve been bastard

The sh*t should’ve been plastered

on my forehead with a stamp

I should’ve been blasted

I should’ve been had a cap pulled in my a*s

But I’m too swift and fast

For that, I’m past it

I’m too old to go and cruise Gratiot

Fuck that shit

I done seen a fastest rap sh*t

And turning into some pap-pap shit

That quick snap click

But this time they got f*cking auto-ma-tic

(Jamaican) and no one gon' test this mon

Clack

We as a Americans

Us as a citizen

Gotta protect ourselves

Look at our shit has been

We better check ourselves

Livin up in these streets

Through worse and through better health

Surviving by any means

We as Americans

Us as a citizen

We are samaritans

What do we get us in

We better check ourselves

Look at our shit has been

Take a look where you live

This is America

And we are Americans

(SSHHH)

I got a secret if you can keep it between us

I tuck two Nina’s under my jeans either side of my penis

Under my Long Johns

Under my Sean Johns

when running with the long arm or the long long gone

Im’a do five years no less than that

No questions asked

It might be a good idea to stop right here

And quit while I’m ahead

Already in the red

Already got a steady infrared meant for my head

A target on my back

Bigger problems than that

Bin Laden on my a*s

He probly gone send a task

I ain’t gone even ask

They ain’t gone let me pack

They ain’t gone gimme my semi but

I got my Whizz at

We as a Americans

Us as a citizen

Gotta protect ourselves

Look at our shit has been

We better check ourselves

Livin up in these streets

Through worse and through better health

Surviving by any means

We are Americans

Us as a citizen

We as samaritans

What do we get us in

We better check ourselves

Look at our shit has been

Take a look where you live

This is America

And we are Americans