Secondary Modern - Elvis Costello, The Attractions

This must be the place

Second place in the human race

Down in the basement

Now I know what he meant

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But there must be a problem till the girls go home

This is the hand that you never shook

You never gave me the chance that I took

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But there wont be a problem till the girls go home

Is it out of the question

Between you and me Is it pleasure or business

Or a packet of three?

Nobody makes me sad like you

Now my whole world goes from blue to blue

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But there wont be a problem till the girls go home…