You're So Static - Elton John

I’ve a constant ache in the morning light

It’s on account of the night before

Some Park Lane lady in a shady bar

Took a fancy to the watch I wore

I can still remember how she laughed at me

As I spun around and hit the bed

She said, «Thank you honey, forget about the money

This pretty watch’ll do instead»

City living woman, you’re so static

Matching your men with a hook and eye

If you’re gonna spend the summer in New York City

Then women, oh oh oh, they’re gonna slice your pie

Said, you’re so static, baby, I’ve had it

Oh, rolling in a yellow cab

Downtown hustlers, trying to pull some muscle

Then women, oh oh oh, they gonna treat you bad

Show me what you want, I’ll show you what I’ve got

I can show you a real good time

She’s a friend indeed of a friend in need

But you’ll be sorry when she leaves you crying

I can still remember how she laughed at me

As I spun around and hit the bed

She said, «Thank you honey, forget about the money

This pretty watch’ll do instead»

City living woman, you’re so static

Matching your men with a hook and eye

If you’re gonna spend the summer in New York City

Then women, oh oh oh, they’re gonna slice your pie

Said, you’re so static, baby, I’ve had it

Oh, rolling in a yellow cab

Downtown hustlers, trying to pull some muscle

Then women, oh oh oh, they gonna treat you bad