She's A Barmaid - Element Of Crime

Don’t you dare to shout she will serve you soon

And don’t you dare knocking with a tea spoon

She’s a barmaid

She won’t bring the coffee to your table, my dear

You better come over it’s self service here

She’s a barmaid not your butler

Whatever she’s doing don’t you dare complain

You do that your coffee’s down the drain

She’s a barmaid she’s no psychiatrist

She doesn’t want you playing with the sugarcubes

She don’t like you bending straws into loops

She’s a barmaid she can’t stand that

She doesn’t want you kicking the pinball machine

You’re no good doing James Dean

She’s a barmaid she’s not a talent scout

Teabags in the ashtray she doesn’t like at all

And don’t you kill the spider that is crawling

Down the wall

She’s a barmaid she’s good to animals

She don’t like you staring at her tits all day

She can’t stand lecherous boozers anyway

She’s a barmaid she’s not a pin-up girl

As sure as shit she don’t wanna talk love

She don’t want you cooing like a turtle dove

She’s a barmaid she’s not your girlfriend

She’s waiting for a real man whoever he is

She knows he’d never come into a place like this

She’s a barmaid she’s good to animals