One Thing That Was Bothering Me - elbow

Nazis and Morris dancers

Cookery and home improvement shows

All mysteries to me, all mysteries to me

Oh yeah

Gymnasiums amaze me

And building schemes confuse you

River dance, new romance

Plenty much amusement

These modern mysteries

Are just not my cup of cha

Surely we all agree, one thing unites us all

Stand up and be counted

You know who you are

You know who you are

We all love Columbo

We all love Columbo

We all love Columbo

We all love Columbo

All love Columbo

We all love Columbo

We all love Columbo

We all love Columbo

We all love Columbo