F You Knew Susie - Eddie Cantor

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

What a girl

There’s none so classy

As this fair lassie

Oh!

Oh!

Holy Moses, what a chassis

We went riding, she didn’t balk

Back from Yonkers

I’m the one that had to walk

If you knew Susie, Like I know Susie

Oh!

Oh!

What a girl!

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

What a girl

She wears long tresses

And nice tight dresses

Oh!

Oh!

What a future she possesses

Out in public

How she can yawn

In a parlour, you would think the war was on

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie

Oh!

Oh!

What a girl

Oh, you beautiful doll

You great big beautiful doll

Let me put my arms around you

I could never live without you

Oh, you beautiful doll

You great big beautiful doll

If you ever leave me

How my heart will ache

I want to hug you

But I fear you’d break

Oh, oh, oh, oh

You beautiful doll

Oh, you beautiful doll

You great big beautiful doll

Let me put my arms around you

I could never live without you

Oh, you beautiful doll

You great big beautiful doll

If you ever leave me

How my heart will ache

I want to hug you

But I fear you’d break

Oh, oh, oh, oh

You beautiful doll

Ma, he’s making eyes at me

Ma, he’s awful nice to me

Ma, he’s almost breaking my heart

I’m beside him

Mercy!

Let his conscience guide him!

Ma, he wants to marry me

Be my honey bee

Every minute he gets bolder

Now he’s leaning on my shoulder

Ma, he’s kissing me

Ma, he’s making eyes at me

Ma, he’s awful nice to me

Ma, he’s almost breaking my heart

If you peek in, can’t you see

I’m goin' to weakin'

Ma, he wants to marry me

Be my honey bee

Ma I’m meeting with resistance

I shall holler for assistance

Ma, he’s kissing me