Mic Manipulator - Edan

Well I’m a rhyme regulator, mic manipulator

Pterodactyl, there and back to terminate ya

Super-duper classic for the dickhead gerbil

Kids roll red carpet when I flip fresh verbal

Mathematics have an addict catching static to learn

Information inflammation formulating the birds

Heard that kids burn a bit in the arm when life harms ya

For making negative music and talking 'bout karma

Mangle methodology through tangled technicalities

Grounding gravity within my range of fresh realities

I rearrange a fallacy to format fruit

God’s path is made of math and I explore that route

I bust rhymes in the shower, crush, kill, devour

Must spill the waters of truth to all of the youth

Show em that the mic is like a voice (times ten)

Track-tightening made a lightening, that’s when choice rhymes blend

Now bring the Battle Star Galactic, my patterns are the tactics

The catalog is that of a catalyst with data chips

The only additive in audio electron

Neutrons connect protons, select songs

Lexicon, legendary luminescence

Set coordinates for the forest of human essence

Through intelligent thought I’m never a fraud

My occupation’s rocking nations and I treasure the job

It’s like that

(Leçon numéro 15)

(Label me as the mic manipulator)

(15 ème leçon)

(Chez le coiffeur)

(Label me as the mic manipulator)

(Voulez-vous me couper les cheveux, s’il-vous plait?)

(Volontiers, monsieur)

(Label me as the mic manipulator)

(Asseyez-vous, s’il-vous plait)

(Quelle coupe desirez-vous?)

(With the mic in my hand I mutilate MC’s)

(Measuring the radius like a protractor)

Well I’m the mental motivator, the dialogue demonstrator

Principal professor in the province of pen and paper

Logical legislator, an optical educator

Philosophical detonator with extra lasers

See a silly slogan slip slow sleuth-like

So subtle satisfaction like a brand new bike

With the chrome spokes, legendary cipher with old folk

Rap is an old moat, I float in that gold boat

Boasting the best cause I’m roasting the rest

Coasting a quest, slow pokes are toast in a test

To a black and white scene I bring the purple tangerine

To progress the conquest of man and machine

Since Adam and Eve there’s been a battle for peace

Through a pattern of speech I can rap to the beat

About life’s paradoxical, seemingly illogical

Beyond the optical, contradictory trickery

Victory is misery for comp that I stamp fraud

I’ll stomp your champ squad and clamp your Canvoy

The atypical android with plan ploys

To slam toys brings me both confidence and joy

Alloy titanium guards my fly cranium

Step the fuck back to the lab, this is my stadium

Dreaming about battling a petty MC?

I’d rather trade bars with the likes of Moe Dee

T La Rock, the fundamentals cause I’ll never be above that

I’m only 21 and I know all the words to «Love Rap»

Sucker