The Once-ler's Traveling Madness - Ed Helms

Na na nana na na

Na nana na na na

Op-bop-bahdoop-ba-doop boo

Going off to make a Thneed

I’ve got a cramp in my back

And another cramp in my right rump cheek

You and I will have separate grandchildren

And we will say to them

Melvin look I’m playing my guitar upside-down

Don’t look at me like that It’s something to do

Oh wait I forgot the words

Na na Na na na

You ever think really hard about boredom?

Is that annoying?

Is that annoying?

Is this annoying?

Look it’s some circling birds

I bet you that they’re going

To eat our corpses

And then the worms will come out of the ground

And then some other little critter’s going to come and

Make furniture out our bones and sit on it and have lovely dinners

And this whole thing will be a disaster

Dada da da da da dada dada da da da uhhhhhh

Da dada da da dada da da dada da da da