Drinking Up Christmas - Dwarves, Dwarves and Various Artists

Went out to a Christmas party

Had a fifth of Coke Bacardi

Saw a Santa Claus in red

With an aching head

But he wasn’t very merry

In fact he was kinda scary

«Ho-ho-hell» was all he said

He took a drink

And then another two

Beneath the sink

I seen him turning blue

And with a wink

He took the chimney out the flue

Screamin' like a drunken Ebeneezer Scrooge

I’m drinking up Christmas

Cause I got no job, I’m a lazy slob, yeah

I’m drinking up Christmas

Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them

A Holiday hero

Yeah but I’m a zero with yuletide cheer-O

I’m drinking up Christmas

Tonight, alright!

He’s making a list and checking

The kids that he feels like wrecking

As he stumbles through the night

Head all pink and white

And he was just get goin'

But then when the booze stopped flowin'

Challenged Frosty to a fight

He said «come on!

I got a gift for you

So bring it on

I’ll leave you black and blue!»

A little song

I think that Santa Claus is through

And he got a nose as red as you know who!

I’m drinking up Christmas

Cause I got no job, I’m a lazy slob, yeah

I’m drinking up Christmas

Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them

A Holiday hero

Yeah but I’m a zero with yuletide cheer-O

I’m drinking up Christmas

Tonight, alright!

I’m drinking up Christmas…

I’m drinking up Christmas…