Then Try - Drug Church

Lost the remote, gotta change it by hand

Can’t find the time, fell behind on plans

Ring fell in the drain, forced to buy a new one

Lost the plot of the thing, gotta start at the top

Can’t find a handhold, fell to the ground

Life in the toilet, can i buy a new one?

Bought a pellet gun, purchased a mask

Arrived at the bank, with an empty bag

Asked politely, «please lay on your fat bellies.»

Waved the gun, people did what I said

Handed me cash, and i was on my way

Someone screamed, but i said, «shhhh, please don’t.»

Then I rode my bike home

Made it through the door, but my roommate saw

Told him I’m trying out for a role

«Desperate man 1» and I think I got the part