Aging Jerk - Drug Church

The dialogue felt stilted

Full of exposition

I give it a 1 out of 5

The motivation’s muddy

Characters drop in and they drop out

I give it a 2 out of 5

Would watch again

Would watch again

The setting’s unclear

The tone is confused

I give it a 3 out of 5

The pacing’s wrong

With third act problems

I give it a 4 out of 5

What’s worth my time?

What’s worth my time?

Critic’s agree

Great aggregate scores

A modern classic

The fans agree

Great fun at the theater

A blockbuster

The suits agree

Great return on investment

A greenlit sequel

The world agrees

Great universal themes

A real piece of art

Deities agree

Great god almighty

Blessed from on high

Something to pass some hours

It’s something to eat your day

Something to pass some hours

It’s something to eat your day

The projector’s broken

The screen has stains

I give it 5 out of 5

The popcorn’s burnt

My foot is stuck

I give it 6 out of 5