It's Christmas - Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors

Children singing merrily

Carols till my ears are bleeding

Christmas, at Christmas

Strangers and their looks of glee

Smiling at you stupidly

At Christmas, at Christmas

Shopping in December is delightful

If you’re into people acting spiteful

Precious children with their lists

It’s pure unbridled avarice

At Christmas, at Christmas

Spend the whole year saving cash

And then you blow it out your ass

At Christmas, Christmas

People laugh and say that I am crazy

They talk about how Christmas is amazing

They’re all stressed and they’re all broke

Sometimes I think it’s all a joke

We laugh it off and say it must be Christmas

All these lights are such a thrill

And so is the electric bill

At Christmas, Christmas

Bing Crosby is a liar

Who roasts chestnuts on a fire

At Christmas, Christmas

A tree inside a living room is crazy

Branches drying near a fire blazing

You can go and pick your tree

But you can’t pick your family

At Christmas, at Christmas

Uncle Jeff is drinking gin

He’s puking in the popcorn tin

At Christmas, at Christmas

Politics, religion at the table

Now you’re telling me you don’t have cable

Nothing else can give me fits

Like presents bought by idiots

At Christmas, Christmas

Ties and socks so terrible

And sweaters only wearable

At Christmas, Christmas

Dress it up and call it a tradition

I prefer a Yuletide demolition

Everyone is awkward here

And we just call it Christmas cheer

So let’s all have another beer it’s Christmas

So don’t you play your Christmas songs

Until December comes along

Oh why was baby Jesus born on Christmas?