Bastard - Dream Mclean

You know what?

I just woke up in a come with a boner

I think that last na made me sober

Maybe I just died, maybe I’m just high

'cause I just turned my main bitch to my lady on the side

I’m a couple cake short, over slacks you thought you could try

You thought I wasn’t naughty but knives

You gonna have the lord on your side

But I swear more than one of you squares

You’ll die, like the plow for dice

She was into stuff, I got her to pick me up

Now I’m playing Fifa, while I am getting my willy sucked

Just conceded to go, but I don’t give a fuck

'Cause I’m getting my willy sucked

I’m going for help, I’m going I know so

But before I go, I wanna go to the mobos

Roll out the black carpet

'Cause I’m a fucking mixed race, black BASTARD

John Terry agrees, I tell a blonde girl on your knees

Baby show me how you raps more fun

She asked how you doing

I replied your mum

She was like awesome

I was like you’re dumb, ah

And it don’t make any sense

But nor does the fracture broads

Living on my balls and she don’t pay any rent

Don’t be taking offense, to what I’m taking again

What I’m saying again, fuck it

Couple bad bitches, both trying to suck mine

At the same time got a nigga feeling tongue tied

If like sucks, let it suck nice

Both double d’s, two girls, one cop size

This could get political shortly

Body in my pants and it isn’t the tories

I told her you got 5 second to leave

1, 2, 3 4, 5, get on your knees

She says she ain’t sucking me

I wonder if T baggins a cup of tea

Motherfucker, straight from the gutter

Plus I only love her if she makes me a copper

I only love her if her face says she’s coming

You had 3 whole minutes, you could have faked it or something

Or summit, oh well, the world’s still spinning

As long as your wallet is still fat and the girls still fell me

Yeah, yeah, I guess I really am a fucking BASTARD