Every Kind Of Vice - Dr. Feelgood

If everybody is saying that

Love is free

How come they keep it Under lock and key

When it comes to love

Youve gotta shop around

On and off, the foreman sell it by the pound

Every kind of vice

Is only merchandise

When youre making love

Check your wallet every minute

Cause that little girl

Wants everything thats in it Another thing with love

Apart from the money

You might get stung

If youre stealing honey

Every kind of vice

Is only merchandise

When youre feeling down

And you take it on the streets

Take your boys, youll need them

Its gonna lift you off your feet

You really gonna fly

When you remember what I said

Moaning like a sleeper

And youll wish that you were dead

Now its lovin or its leave her

Or its this or that

The man whos selling tickets

Thats getting fat

Every kind of vice

Is only merchandise