Planet D'Rhonda - Donald Fagen

She’s from a small town somewhere upstate

I guess she’s somewhere between 19 and 38

She stays up all night, she drives too fast

I say, easy baby, baby slow down

It’s never gonna happen

On Planet D’Rhonda

When we go out dancing, she’s always the star

When she does the Philly Dog, I gotta have CPR

She put on a dress last night made of plastic wrap

It was off the hook, crazy sweet

What everybody’s wearing

On Planet D’Rhonda

My friends say Jim, you’re on a deadly spree

They just can’t understand that D’s my vitamin XYZ

She’s always frantic now

She’s never calm

She’s not the type of girl

You wanna bring home to mom

But when you need big lovin'

She never stops

Yes, it’s Monkey Time, twenty-four-seven

The name of the planet

Planet D’Rhonda

My friends say Jim, you’re on a deadly spree

They just can’t understand that D’s my vitamin XYZ

Sometimes she’s vicious, sometimes rude

You got to be a mind reader to guess her mood

But when you need big lovin'

She never stops

Yes, it’s Monkey Time, twenty-four-seven

The name of the planet

Planet D’Rhonda