Narcisissma - Don McLean

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the pride of Pomona

Pomona, Pomona says she looks like me

But she will look like you when I’m set free

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the belle of Biloxi

Biloxi, Biloxi says she’s not your kind

But Narcisissma gives me peace of mind

She’s got no braids in the inkwell, no money on the prize

Ain’t got no boyfriend behind her that she can’t hypnotize

And if you wanna see yourself without delusions or delies

All you do is just look into her eyes

Narcisissma, Narcisissma has no pride or delusions

Delusions, delusions make me turn my face

But Narcisissma let’s me find my place

She’s got no grudges, no crutches, no pigment and no peeves

No cryers, no pliers, no liars and no sleeves

And she will always tell you everything that she believes

She’s got no belly button too, no high heeled shoe

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the pride of Pomona

Pomona, Pomona says she looks like me

But she will look like you when I’m set free

Well everybody’s lookin' like they’re s’posed to

But nobody’s lookin' very good

So when you find somebody to get close to

Well, don’t you think you should?

Narcisissma, Narcisissma loves to thrill and delight me

Delight me, delight me and I’ll never quit

'Cause Narcisissma knows just where I fit

She’s got no tight draws, locked doors, nothin' on the side

Ain’t got no skin flaws, in-laws, nothin' left to hide

And if you need a new location where you’ll best be satisfied

You might prefer, to fall in love with her

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the pride of Pomona

Pomona, says she looks like me

But she will look like you when I’m set free