Jack The Lad - Dodgy

There’s nothing left for you now except to hang out with the guys

Now everyone can fear you, no one dare look in your eyes

When trouble follows your every move, the description always fits your face

You’ll have me sure gonna have to prove, the failure you’ll have to take

And as the night goes on, the stories unfold

Tales of how many drinks you can hold

How many pigs it took to hold you down

And how many thieves it takes to steal the town

I can’t be bothered with him, he’s gonna treat me this way

I’m in the back seat and your never going my way

What does he have to treat me bad

There’s no more chances for Jack The Lad

No one ever confronted you, you’re never without a crowd

The thought had never cross your mind to do your mother proud

Mugging’s your speciality on which you all have bailed

I do believe it’s the reason, for this life you’d be even insane

And as the night goes on, the stories unfold

Tales of how many drinks you can hold

How many pigs it took to hold you down

And how many thieves it takes to steal the town

I can’t be bothered with him, he’s gonna treat me this way

I’m in the back seat and your never going my way

What does he have to treat me bad

I can’t be bothered with him, he’s gonna treat me this way

I’m in the back seat and your never going my way

What does he have to treat me bad

There’s no more chances for Jack The Lad