Top Fuel - Didjits

Two big wheels and a nitro brigade

A big busted chickie at the end of the strip

The big black and white, she is a-callin' my name

I don’t know why I waste my time

On chumps like this

If you think you got it

I’ll just pound you back down

My lean cheetah muscle will show you who’s king

When my hot rod hits the line

You’ll know who to crown

'Cause I’m the hero of the road

And my anthem you will sing

Drag drag drag, through the red and the green

Drag drag drag, my ride is so cool

Drag drag drag, she’s my killer top fuel

In the winner’s circle with a queen in each arm

I’m filing my nails while you’re crossin' the line

The bubbly flows and I’m the king of the town

Daddy always said to kick a boy when he’s down

Drag drag drag, through the red and the green

Drag drag drag, my ride is so cool

Drag drag drag, she’s my killer top fuel