The Earth Side of the Moon - Dick Valentine

Meats, foods, and vegetables

Grains and dairy

There’s a town in Indiana known as Gary

And it’s quite scary

Let’s wander into the desert

So I can look into your eyes

Let’s wander into the desert

And see which one of us dies first

Most likely gonna be of thirst

Man that idea’s the worst

It makes no sense to marry Claire De Lune

She’s a treasure chest with nary a doubloon

I kissed her on the Earth side of the moon

I don’t know when her time is coming but mine’s coming soon

Snowcaps, Jujubes, and Raisinettes

I’m going to Las Vegas going to place some bets

Do all my betting off track

Always bet on black

Let’s go into the jungle and dance around like a jerk

Let’s go out to the jungle to do some field work

Observe the ways of the gorilla

Study the gorilla

Me and gorilla gonna have a good time

Me and gorilla gonna have a good time

Me and my best girl gonna have a good time

It makes no sense to marry Claire De Lune

She’s a treasure chest with nary a doubloon

I kissed her on the Earth side of the moon

I don’t know when her time is coming but mine’s coming soon