The Online Dating Interlude - Dibì

People ask me why I rap about the city so much

Or why I fuck with girls that’s pretty so much

I’m on instagram, babe, I value what’s on the surface

But it don’t help 'cause when we talking I don’t get to know much

I hit her with a pick-up line in the DM

But she don’t follow me back, so it goes to message request

And I can’t handle rejection if she ain’t hitting me back

In the next two days then I’ll just end up texting my ex

But she hit me back after the first day

Like «Damn, nigga you thirsty!

You just hit me up like it’s my birthday.»

Feelings are drowning me out

I gotta keep it moving, I can’t just be lounging about

So now we going back and forth and I’m pushing for the tens

Girl, I hope you’re with it, I ain’t looking for a friend

Don’t be playing with me

This is your moment, girl, don’t let it slip away

I’m the golden child and you can be super saiyan with me

She gives her digits, we migrate to the Whatsapp

She says her man calling, she gon' buzz back

I’m not really into discussing this private shit on the phone

That’s just the ammo she needs for the throne

So we should hang out, girl I’ll text you when I’m feeling alone

And you can text me when you feeling the zone

Matter of fact, I’ll hit you up after the show up in the 012

She asks me what it was like

When I was just a rapper that no one knew

Then she ask me, «Dibi, why are your shows litty so much?

Then why you chasing these kiddies so much?

You’re insecure, my nigga, you chasing all of this pussy

But when she says «I love you» then you don’t admit it so much

Then she hit me with that, «You don’t wanna pick, bitch!»

You just want a quick fix, just to say you hit this

Nigga, that’s vindictive

Way too many Instagram hoes on my wish list

I’ve been getting bitches on the phone since Mxit

But it’s a different ball game in twenty-eighteen

She just went from a princess to a slay queen

I was a late bloomer, I only started hitting in my late teens

So this is me making up for the time

I know it may seem crazy

But I don’t wanna think about it too much

If I stay with you then we’re gon' have a baby

You’re way too pretty and I don’t really see us falling in love

I would’ve said it’s love but you was kinda wavy

Oh shit, oh shit, maybe I shouldn’t have said that

I don’t know, should I delete it?

Oh shit, she’s already read it, fuck!

Oh, I think she blue ticked me, she’s off line

No way she’s typing, ok she’s typing

I really don’t know what to say right now

Why is this so odd, I don’t even know what to…

Yeah, ok!

Just, just send it, bro, shit!