Swagger Wagon ft. Derill Pounds, Leif(Kolt) - Derill Pounds, Ecid, Leif (Kolt)

Uh, being humble is so overrated

Let’s move to Humboldt steal some land and cultivate it

I’m pissing dirty UAs

On the flaming remains of Reagan

And in the mouth of dear campaign babies

If you want something, steal your mom’s spaceship

And drive it through the store front, guns blazing

I’m signing autographs in sign language

At a county jail full of sex change patients gang banging

Guess I’m higher than a crack house full of paper airplanes

Doing the Linda Blair prepped staircase

Got a hair-brained scheme for some air play

Somebody call my mom and let her know I sold all her spare change

I walk the fine line between bullshit and brilliance

Making that escape for bloodshot civillians

I broke the mold when I was old enough to roll a Trojan

Eminem was then but right now it’s my moment

And motherfucker my approach is more than Minnesotin

I know where I’m at, what I want, and where I’m going

I know where I’m at, what I want, and where I’m going

I know where I’m at, what I want, and where I’m going

(laughing)

Roll a bubbly smoking ninja broken hose is travel stepping

Gutter ugly crash cans they said trash create the packs

At most, basic cast live from ass to melt down crowns rusty bust could think

you’re worth your lie

dealt, high, sick of mom

Fancy plants, swagger wagon, gypsy tandem cruise so fly high

Like dragons break out hisses gun down in metropolitan

This log cabin flash dance, hell yeah we random, see?

Saw, give 'em crazy seventeen rocking purple from the midwest

Connect the clean Mississippi mudslide

Call Great Lakes a grimy lean

Male muffins bossing bumping queen and they take a walk

Man they filled up they’re plucking some fish in the bathtub

Jump enjoy the galaxy bliss and sip the cracks

Like dressed in grizzly claws

Slap the shit on jaw puffer panic going disco post-dramatic

Seismic crush wipe off the dust

Riding a dinosaur through suburbia like I don’t give a motherfucking fuck

(yeah)

(cawing, background talking)

(Up on the microphone doing my thing)

(Now powering swag wagon)

(swag swag swag swag swag)

I’m Jack Tripper, plus an aging male stripper

See the bludge in my pants, just a lizard

I drowned in myself, king fisher

Kill myself on the internet, take a picture

99 cent value menu, hand me down clothes

All bone and sinew, I’m a skeleton white as a ghost

Can’t believe it’s not butter, my brain is toast

I’m Arnold Schwarzeneg plus and Easter egg

All passed out, I’m almost 30 but still act 12

It’s not my fault I was raised kind of shoddy

All the girls think it’s hot when I sit down to potty

Cry if I want it’s my birthday party

Get high if I want I am arrogant and artsy

So colorful I am Garfield and Archie

My collar won’t go down it’s just too starchy