Modern World - Dennis van Aarssen

Crazy way to get your kicks

They shoot the silicone in your lips

If your figure makes you sad

They suck the fat right off your back

Make up your mind about your tits, girls

They can puff 'em up so no bra will fit, girls

There’s only one thing they can’t fix

And I won’t let you be mislead

That’s the hole in your head

Can’t fix that

Hail, hail modern world

Hail to all your boys and girls

And hail, hail the color green

I say hail to what I’ve seen

And hail this modern world

You tell her that’s shes beautiful

And put her on a pedestal

And you Google triple X

Imagination kicks in

The more you think about sex, boys

With someone else the better it gets, boys

Do you have a purpose in your life?

Besides cheating on the wife

For fuck sake, show some sense

And hail, hail modern world

Say hail to all your boys and girls

And hail, hail the color green

And say hail to what I’ve seen

And hail this modern world

Yeah-aah, yeah, yeah

Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah

Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah

Oh-ooh

These days adoption is a hot thing

You can get a child for nearly nothing

You take them home to a nanny

Buy off your guilt with toys and candy

But all the money that you work for, girls

You can’t compare it to a love, boys

Only one thing they can’t fix

I won’t let you be mislead

That’s the hole in your head

Can’t fix that

Hail, hail modern world

I say hail to all your boys and girls

And hail, hail the colour green

I say hail to what I’ve seen

And hail this modern world

Yeah-aah, yeah, yeah

Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah

Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, oh-ooh

Oh-oh-oh-oh

I say hail this modern world