Who Are You? - Deadline

Who do you think you are

Strutting around in your underwear

Chauffeur driven in your car

When are you gonna learn, gonna lay it bare

You got a kid now

Your boobs are too big now

Your career started on page 3

Now you’ve been promoted to reality TV

You should have stayed where you were

SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING YOUR ARSE IN MY PAPER!

Don’t want to see your arse in the paper!

Who are you what do you really do?

Who are you what do you really know?

You’re sleeping with a pop star now

Where’s the football player now it’s all gone sour?

But competition’s on its way

An Essex girl is coming to steal all your thunder

Here she comes to steal all your thunder!