Skit 1 - De La Soul

Hated it! Aw, this is so corny, man

This shiznit is kinda widack, man. This is wack!

Tell me, what are they saying, man?

Yo, man, I kind of like it, man

What?

You buggin'

(Slaps)

What do you know about music, hamster-penis?

(Groans with pain)

You didn’t have to hit him like that, man

Put the tape back in anal-wart

Oh you hit me, man!

(Ding)