American Troglodyte - David Byrne, Fatboy Slim

I could be a dancer maybe

I could be a judge

Used to sing that karaoke

But I, I don’t do it much

Democracy and action

There is nothin' up my sleeve

I wanna mailin' postcard

I am plantin' all my seeds

Americans are wearin' those sexy jeans

Americans are usin' technology

Americans are surfin' that internet

Americans are listenin' to 50 Cent

Americans are buyin' that modern art

Americans are drivin' gigantic cars

Americans are doin' that exercise

Americans are livin' like Troglodytes

Everybody knows me

They are drinkin' to my health

I terrorize my family

And I terrorize myself

Evangelize my bedroom

You can ride away with me

All the girls together

In a mighty symphony

Americans are playin' that basketball

Americans are doin' that rock’n’roll

Americans are goin' to outer space

Americans are buyin' that real estate

And Americans are livin' a simple life

Americans are dancin' on Friday nights

Americans are goin' to Broadway Shows

Americans believe in the Holy Ghost

Americans are wearin' that lingerie

Americans are throwin' that shit away

Americans are watchin' reality

Americans are goin' from A to Z

Americans are dancin' in the discotheques

Americans are payin' their income tax

Americans are workin' from 9 to 5

Americans are livin' like Troglodytes