Slough - David Brent

More convenient than a Tesco Express

Close to Windsor but the propety’s less

It keeps the businesses of Britain great

It’s got Europe’s biggest trading estate

It doesn’t matter where you’re from

You wanna work?

Then come along

The station’s just got a new floor

And the motorway runs by your door

And you know just where you’re heading

It’s equidistance 'tween London and Reading

Oh, oh, oh Slough (Slough)

My kind of town

I don’t know how anyone could put you down

To the west, you got Taplow and Bray

You’ve got Hillingdon the other way

It’s a brilliant place to live and work

It was in Bucks now officially it’s Berks

Don’t believe what the critics say

Like it’s soulless and boring and grey

See for yourself, what are you waiting for?

We’re on the Bath road, that’s the A4

And you know just where you’re heading

It’s equidistance 'tween London and Reading

Oh Slough (Slough)

My kind of town

I don’t know how anyone could put you down

And you know just where you’ll be heading

It’s equidistance 'tween London and Reading

Oh Slough (Slough)

My kind of town

I don’t know how​ anyone could put you down

Slough