Chopped - Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal

Yeah

Uh huh

Look

I got the squad in here (in here)

Brought the muhfuckin' mob in here, boy

We been on our job this year

So run up if you wanna get chopped (chopped), chopped (chopped)

Uh I got the juice now

Fuckin' with me 'cause I got the juice now

Y’all been busy picking out your fruit

I been trippin' 'round the world spittin'

Stackin' up this loot (ow)

Still nobody know me though

They just know we got a style they never heard before

Wanna consolidate it to a word they know

But they ain’t got no language for this shit that we been slangin'

Ho, it’s danger though (know that)

Sugar water and Prozac

Suckin' up all that sweet shit

Tootsie Rolls like you Kojak

Well fuck it, who loves you baby

These suckers been tryna play me

That’s lotto with hollow tips

If you pickin' bones, don’t be lazy

That Jenga stack is looking wobbly

Like a gust of wind might come in and fuck up your whole monopoly

The problem is you thought this was a game from jump

I came in about my bid’ness, took aim and pump

Go 'head, pick up the pieces (pick up the pieces)

Pray to your painfully average white Jesus

A fear of failure and hell is the basis of your thesis

Come talk to a real monster, let me show you what a beast is

Got the squad in here (in here)

Brought the muhfuckin' mob in here, boy

We been on our job this year

So run up if you wanna get chopped (chopped)

Chopped (chopped)

Uh I got the juice now

Oh, you wanna squeeze me for my juice now?

You talking Genghis shit but where’s the proof, boy?

Run up if you wanna get chopped (chopped), chopped (chopped)

Doors open, rolling down West Grant

Yes ma’am

Curve 'em like a question

Mark I got a deadpan

Demeanor at the moment meaning try me

Son your ass so hard it make your mama high five me

I be all up in your blood like a IV

Ivy League credentialled back when ooh I think they like me

Made dem boys a franchise

I was standing man size

Mayonnaise sandwich in my hand thought I was damn wise

Landed on my damn site wiser now

Catch the wizard rising out the earth see

Check the competition in the hearse see

Check the checks deposited for verse three

All the words they paying for are just me tryna burst free

Bird out the guitar solo more Charlie Parker on the alto

In the whip to Vegas and we just passed by Rialto

Me and my dogs we hungry and we comin' for that Alpo

All of us got bars so heavy they like «Where the Valco?»

But these muscles au naturalle

Watch me flip some bullshit into a cash cow

Milk the game for everything she worth and then back out

Pail in hand you palin' in comparison, so back down

Got the squad in here (in here)

Brought the muhfuckin' mob in here, boy

We been on our job this year

So run up if you wanna get chopped (chopped)

Chopped (chopped)

Uh got the juice now

Oh, you wanna squeeze me for my juice now?

You talking Genghis shit but where’s the proof, boy?

Run up if you wanna get chopped (chopped)

Chopped (chopped)

Yuh, yuh

Fuck a popped collar (woo)

I’m a Rotweiler (yuh)

Ready and rotten off o' the toxin with a subdued posture (yuh)

Evolved and often I’m a new monster

Been a minute since I had a Bruce Banner moment

But don’t confuse calmer (no)

With a weeping willow

I’m a sneaky silhouette

Slippin' through your window leaving

Swimmers on your bitch’s pillow

Gentleman until I’m pushed to corners (yuh)

Then I gotta remind 'em what kind am I from this Northern California

Slinking forward over this sink I just threw up in

Told Shawn I was done with Robutissin

But listen up I doesn’t

Feeling vindicated but I know my thug is bubblin'

Hood in you is always cookin' underneath these public functions

Public discussions just pushing my buttons

Who are these trumpin' supporters?

Are they confused or concussioned?

Is this the KKK or have they just been sippin' the Kool-Aid?

Why do we follow the devil?

He just money and toupees

I’m from the water, underrated nation 'til I’m done playin'

Then got a bodyback waiting for anyone claiming A1

If you ain’t one, I suggest you vacate the station

I’ve been patient, but you better pray

They don’t let me up in this new formation 'cause

I’m your favorite rapper’s most hated rapper (yuh)

If I get on, he ain’t sure he making playoffs after (ooh)

Juice boys got the best brew

And I hate to toot my own horn

But I mean bruhmp motherfucker bruhmp

Yo

Got the squad in here (in here)

Brought the muhfuckin' mob in here, boy

We been on our job this year

So run up if you wanna get chopped (chopped)

Chopped (chopped)

Uh I got the juice now

Oh, you wanna squeeze me for my juice now?

You talking Genghis shit but where’s the proof, boy?

Run up if you wanna get chopped (chopped)

Chopped (chopped)

Rise and shine, Mr. Hoskins.

You don’t wanna be late