Florida Time - Dave's True Story

Jawolski came by Sunday

Gave ten points on the Colts

He looks just like Ted Bundy did

The day he ate the volts

Doin' FLORIDA TIME

Doin' FLORIDA TIME

You can hardly make the steak out

From the gristle and the bone

I would’ve ordered take out

If they’d let me use the phone

Doin' FLORIDA TIME

Doin' FLORIDA TIME

I missed my wife the other day

I’ve pissed my lovin' life away

Doin' FLORIDA TIME

The lakes of hell won’t freeze us

The fires of hell won’t burn

'Caus I’ve been touched by Jesus

And I’v touched him in return

Doin' FLORIDA TIME

Doin' FLORIDA TIME

The Devil came to life one day

But did not throw the knife away

Now I’m doing FLORIDA TIME

(Instrumental)

The chaplain reeks of highballs

There’s nothing he won’t bless

The flaps are for the eyeballs

So there won’t be a mess

Doin' FLORIDA TIME

Doin' FLORIDA TIME

My mother’s eyes were blue and clear

Now why should I be sitting here

Doin' FLORIDA TIME?

It’s been eight years since I sliced her

But you still can taste the fear

A shame that do good shyster

Couldn’t catch the governor’s ear

'Cause it’s FLORIDA TIME

Doin' FLORIDA TIME

I missed my wife the other day

I’ve pissed my lovin' life away

Doin' FLORIDA TIME