Without You - Dave Hause

When I got to heaven, it was a sunny day

I got my welcome papers from the HOA

When I got to heaven, I got a cheap cigar

I got a plastic name tag and a little yard

When I got to heaven, there was no champagne

No smoky night club no purple rain

No Richard Pryor or Marilyn Monroe

And I couldn’t find you I searched high and low

When I got to heaven, I didn’t see your face

I couldn’t find a corner bar to get a little taste

Oh I got to heaven by minding my ps and qs

Now I’m stuck here with crazies without you

When I got to heaven, the streets were all one way

The same song playing on the radio.

It was Groundhog Day

When I got to heaven, yeah, there was no more sin

They said you came a knockin' but wouldn’t let you in

You came knock knock knockin'.

They wouldn’t let you in

When I got to heaven, I didn’t see your face

I couldn’t find a corner bar to get a little taste

Oh I got to heaven but the choir sang out of tune

Now I’m stuck here with crazies without you

When I got to heaven, I didn’t see your face

I couldn’t find a corner bar to get a little taste

Oh I got to heaven but the choir sang out of tune

We’re stuck singing Amy Grant songs without you

How could it be heaven without you?

How the hell could this be heaven without you?