Readers Wives - Dave Edmunds

Well If you like your women short or tall

You like your girlfriends big or small

Just cruise on down to the corner stand

Give your money to the man!

A mugger carries a couple of knives

All I wanna do is look at readers wives

There’s big blonde Betty, really nifty

She’ll do a coach party for twelve dollars fifty

For little Maria who’ll do it for a beer

The old man watches and the young man jives

All I wanna do is look at readers wives

Some girls look like their just plain gifted

Others look like they’re trained weightlifters

Little one stands at four foot three

While the big ones start at 44D

Quick, give me some coffee 'fore the police arrive

I only came out to look at readers wives

So If you like your women short or tall

You like your girlfriends big or small

Just cruise on down to the corner stand

Give your money to the man!

A mugger carries a couple of knives

All I wanna do is look at readers wives

Readers, readers wives

Readers, readers wives

Readers, readers wives

Readers, readers wives

Readers, readers wives

Readers, readers wives

Readers, readers wives

Readers, readers wives

The old man watches and the young man jives

All I wanna do is look at readers wives