Irresponsible - Das Racist, Heems

The most excellent God vision crystal

Twisted spliff with your twisted sister

No, it ain’t my fault, no not me

You couldn’t see me like a Jewish Nazi

Das Racist, the number one slept on

You couldn’t see us like quarks and leptons

Wholesale Tetley tea bags in the pantry

Brown banshee, boss tried to ban me

Bahn Mi, mommy, hand me a Grammy

A grand for my family, a house for my granny

Cup filled with booze as big as the Stanley

Plus bread, plus cheese, something like a sammy

Dream of knockin' Hima over, leavin' with the hematoma

Rockin till the beat is over, he the holder of a boulder

Eager beaver beat her over, camcorder, Chevy Nova

Schema soldier, deep scolder, dippin when the heat is over

N-n-n-n-nickname Prince Ruffian, animal husband

Anything, something, anything, nothing, nothing, nothing

They shooting, who’s ducking?

Who’s chicken?

Who’s joking?

Who’s juking?

Who’s jerking?

Whose jerk chicken is this?

Can I handle it for a minute?

Who’s in this to win this for the spinach?

For the brisket, for the Bisquick, for the biscuits

Make biscuits, take this kiss, break this kiss

Break, break, break, chick, chick, chick

Tick, tick, tick, bang, bang, bang, d-d-d-d-d-dang

D-d-d-d-d-damn, no sleep, no tryptophan

No kick the can, spinnin' like a ceiling fan

Where the feeling man?

Reelin' in the year

Steely Dan, for realie fan

Girl, shake it like a chicken wing

Eat it like a chicken foot

Chicken what?

Chicken butt

Bawk, bawk, chicken, chicken

Bawk, bawk, chicken, chicken

Bawk, bawk, chicken, chicken

Yeah, you fucking with a death shark

Blood eagle, bug eagle

Running 'round the fire circle for

A little, little baby boo boo, all the voodoo that you do

It’s so remarkable, plus you can see me in my cyber punk

Cess pool, this cess pool is the best pool

Best kept cool in the test tube

Best dressed fool in the death cube

I come about my Jimmy, karma karma caress you

Come, come my lady I’mma hand you this vegetable

Chiba, Chiba, Buddha, Buddha, Whoda, Whoda

Dodo, dodo, dududasta

Jewish Eddie Murphy in your barber shop, Mazel Tov

Drop it like it’s hot