Fake Patois - Das Racist, Heems

Yo, got the fake patois

KRS-One did a fake patois

Miss Cleo got a fake patois

Even Jay-Z did a fake patois

Bad Brains had a fake patois

My man Snow had a fake patois

Even Jim Carrey fuck with the patois

So you know he come through with the fake patois

Patois, got the fake patois

You come through with the fake patois

Patois patois patois

Fake, fake patois

What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan

What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan

First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby

First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby

What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan

What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan

First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby

First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby

Ya not gwan speak patois

Me gwan talk the fake patois

Everyone I listen to, fake patois

Snow from Toronto, fake patois

Original rudeboy, original rudeboy

Shabba Ranks, Cutty Ranks

Your M.O.

is mo, me say no thanks

Shabba Ranks, Cutty Ranks

Your M.O.

is mo'

Yeah, me right near the beach

Right near my reach is the fire for the streets

Yeah, and now me can’t read

Baldhead teef me book and now me can’t speak

Yeah, fake patois

Is fake patois

Fake patois

All the sudden had a fake patois

Even Busta Rhymes kinda sound patois

Maybe just enjoy it, make it look patois

When he speak, he just speak, but to me patois

The way he did do the patois

With the leaders of the new, but it’s sure (??)

What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan

What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan

First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby

First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby

First Jamaican in the Kentucky Derby

Fake patois, fake patois

Yeah, the boy a murderer

Here come the hotstepper with fire 'pon ya

Yeah, we nah play games

It’s fake patois, winner take names

If the feds test me, me gwan take aim

Crunch like Nestle, Snipe from the planes

Snipe like Wesley, punch like Hawaiian

Snipe from the planes, yeah we shoot while we flying

Murder She Wrote like Chaka Demus and Pliers

More fire more fire more fire

This fake patois

This fake patois

Dem Fear

She now look at the big of me foot, me shoe be size ten

Fear

Me can’t read cause dem teef me book

But I still come with dem fear

Dem fear