Drinkin' And Dialin' - Darius Rucker

Last thing I remember, I met the boys down at the Jammer

We had a few beers and a few shots

I woke up the next day with cotton mouth and a headache

Trying to connect all the dots

Staring up at the ceiling, I got that funny feeling

Looked over and I, I saw my ex-girlfriend

I felt like a fool and that’s when I knew

I’d been drinkin' and dialin' again

So the next time you think I’ve had too much to drink

And you tell me I shouldn’t drive home

When you take my keys, oh I’m beggin' you please

Go on take my cellphone

'Cause I have been known after tying one on

To call up a couple old friends

Tell 'em that I love 'em or maybe dog cuss 'em

When I’m drinkin' and dialin' again

So the next time you think I’ve had too much to drink

And you tell me I should not drive home

Oh, when you take my keys, oh I’m beggin' you please

Go on and take my cellphone

If you’ve ever heard me slurring my words

On your voice mail around 4:00 a.

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You’ll have to forgive me and blame it on the whiskey

I was drinkin' and dialin' again

I’d been drinkin' and dialin' again