Armageddonsong - Daniel Knox

There are worse things than a crowd

And though to break away is frowned upon

It’s usually allowed

And if there’s anything to take away

From lessons you’ve been taught

It’s prob’ly that

You ought to do it

On your own

All alone

In a room or on the town

Doesn’t matter who’s around

Everyday’s a second chance

It’s still the same old song and

Dance.

..

Armageddon’s coming soon

The sun will crash into the moon

But we will still have breakfast

They’ll hand the world to monkeys and dogs

Who’ll rip it apart like lincoln-logs

Makes you want to kill someone

Getting older, getting fatter

People asking what’s that matter

Smile and say godbless you

When you kill me everyday

The public and the private way

You gotta go sometime

You gotta go sometimes soon

Girlfriend, boyfriend

Husband and wife

Oh, what a horrible

Contemptible, miserable life

Imbeciles with alibis

Imbeciles that multiply

Searching for the answer

Billboards tell me where to go

Billboards for my favorite show

Syphilis and cancer

Syphilis and cancer

Hah-hahaha

Hah-hahaha

Hah-hahaha-ah-haha

Hah-hahaha

Hah-hahaha

Hah-hahaha-ah-haha