Sportin' a Woody - Dangerous Toys

Well there’s women in the city that make me feel shitty

And there’s some that make me pack a wad

But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine

They won’t even give me the time of day

I ain’t got no money, I ain’t got no home

I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight

Sport’n a woody, when you’re walkin' by

Sport’n a woody, when you’re titties fly

Sport’n a woody, rippin' my fly

Sport’n a woody, till the day I die yeah

Well my woody gets big when you’re takin' a swig

And your drink’s makin' you loosen up

Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you’ll see

What the hell I been talkin' about

Don’t know what I’m gonna do, can’t stop lookin' at you

'Cause you’re sure lookin' nice to me

Well I wish you were sedated

So I could at least penetrate you

For an hour, maybe three yeah

I can’t go downtown much, all the working girl butts

Ya know they really make my woody happy

But in the night clubs and such

And all the corner sluts

Might just make my waistband go snappy!

Sport’n a woody

Sport’n a woody

Sport’n a woody

Sport’n a woody, for the rest of my life I’ll be…