Pussy Heaven - Dan Reeder

Oh the shoes that i wear cost nine cents an hour

Which ain’t norwegian union scale but hell you know I’m there

They retire at 20 with a house on a fjord

And when they’re out of money they just go and get some more

And if you think it through you’ll find as I found

They’re just ain’t enough pussy heaven to go around

And if all the Chinese hit the brakes at one time

The whole goddamn planet would stop on a dime

And one side would burn up and the other side would freeze

So if you feel the need to pity someone you can pity me

And if you think it through you’ll find as I found

They’re just ain’t enough pussy heaven to go around

And the moral of this story is perfectly clear

While one guy walks, the other sits on daddy’s lap and steers

One cup is made of silver and the other’s made of clay

The rich don’t ever seem to know they’re rich anyway

And if you think it through you’ll find as I found

They’re just ain’t enough pussy heaven to go around

And if we all bred ponies and sailed boats across the sea

Imagine for a minute what a mess that would be

Cause who would drive the garabage trucks and who would sing the blues

And how could guys like me afford to buy a pair of shoes?

And if you think it through you’ll find as I found

They’re just ain’t enough pussy heaven to go around