Weapons of Bass Destruction - Dallas Davidson, Rhett Akins

I’m on a first name basis at the tackle shop,

Got a charge account running up non-stop

They ought to give me my own parking spot

I can’t fit another plug in my tackle box

It’s always under construction

For all my weapons of bass destruction

I got buzz baits, zara spooks, pumpkin seed zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs,

I got a 7 foot flipping stick and all the soft plastics

To hook one on a texas rig

My Wife stays on me and the banker just told me

That he’s working on a tax deduction

For all the money I’m dropping

On my weapons of bass destruction

Hank Parker’s got a wire tap on my phone

Bill Dance won’t leave me the hell alone

Outdoor Channel wants to do a show

They wanna film me jaw jerkin down on Okeechobee

They better come with some high def production

Cause I got weapons of bass destruction

I got jitterbugs and hulapoppers, crank baits and wood choppers,

devil horses and broke backs, grass frogs aand chug bugs, straining on my cow

cut?

offset shank mustads,

I got a 250 Johnson, and a Redman sponsor,

And a Ranger in custom production to haul around me and my buddies

And my weapons of bass destruction

My boat is my bunker, where I haul in all my lunkers

I got buzz baits, zara spooks, bubblegum zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs,

I got a 7 foot carrot stik, all the soft plastics, to hook a Carolina rig

When I drag it through the moss

And I hook on haus you never seen such a big eruption

When they light into my weapons of bass destruction

Tell Obama to come find me because

I aint hidin my weapons of bass destruction