Penis for the Day - Dabbla, Dirty Dike, dubbledge

Oi look, you know what it is

Its quite simple, I got to be honest

Basically, I love to watch you brush your teeth

I wish that I could give you my penis for the day

You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with

Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray

Cause then you might come to understand what time it is

I wish that I could give you my penis for the day

You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with

Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray

Cause then you might come to understand what time it is

Imagine you with one of these, woman please

Treat it like a secret weapon, aim and squeeze

You’d be smudging off the Maybelline

Reaching for the baby oil and the lady cream

You’re very young little mini me between your legs

Its disobedient you’ll have to beat him on the regs

And hes a greedy one that will have you chasing after scraps

Got you clucking for some loving til you can’t relax

Anything to get you laid, make him really hot

He’ll convince you that she’s great when she’s clearly not

Plus he loves to misbehave, never hard to find

Right in front of you, a part of you you can’t deny

But understandable, a handful at the best of times

He’s extension of myself, will never rest or die

The mastermind and he’s the only one who’ll cry

We ain’t easily upset, we’re just trying to keep it wet

You better treat him with respect

I wish that I could give you my penis for the day

You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with

Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray

Cause then you might come to understand what time it is

I wish that I could give you my penis for the day

You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with

Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray

Cause then you might come to understand what time it is

Ayyy, oriental women get my dim-sum

Indian women get my bhadi’s

I’m giving oxtail to the Yardies

Italiano, big in the salami

Worldwide punani

Greece get the bread stick

Bring on the French chicks, they get the baguette dick

Bring the Latino, they get the burrito

Africa skee skee all over the bush meat

Trinidad Tobago they get the rhoti

Call me the one like Obi, last name Kenobi

Said I had the force like Yoda so I used the force and told her

Bend over!

Now she’s looking back at me, pleasure in the agony

Telling me to pull her hair and slap her derriere

Cool baby, that’s all you had to say

Slapped her arse, watched the ripple

Pulled her weave out and spray!

I wish that I could give you my penis for the day

You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with

Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray

Cause then you might come to understand what time it is

I wish that I could give you my penis for the day

You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with

Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray

Cause then you might come to understand what time it is

His name’s Steve and he wears a pair of Oakley’s

Head to toe camo screaming 'Better get to know me!'

His best mates pussy and he next door’s a starfish

And deep in his incentive is to sex pork and armpit

He’s a star, he’s got a scar where a shark bit

Parsnip, trying to chuck his vomit up the target

The best at dancing with a Mexican suntan

One hand shuffle with a sketch and a thug plan

Steve and when he’s not sleeping he’s seeping

I have to get this stick out to beat him

You might have seen him with lining on the ceiling

Waterproof jacket getting primal when he’s weeding

He went viral in an evening to deserve his name

And his favourite song is Purple Rain

Some kind of circle jerking pervert with a dirty brain

Thirty vain ninja turtle lurking round a bird of prey

I wish that I could give you my penis for the day

You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with

Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray

Cause then you might come to understand what time it is

I wish that I could give you my penis for the day

You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with

Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray

Cause then you might come to understand what time it is