Heather Graham - Da Vinci's Notebook

I love a girl

She fills up my whole world

When she appears

I forget Britney Spears

When I see her, I feel mushy

Robert Downey touched her tushie

I want to root around her pantry

I bet she tastes like cotton candy

Heather Graham

Heather Graham

Heather Graham

She’s so pretty

I’m not a freak

But for her I get weak

She’s never far

She’s in my VCR

Turn your back on Austin Powers

Happiness will soon be ours

Rollergirl, I need you near me

The TV’s on, why can’t you hear me?

Heather Graham

Heather Graham

Heather Graham

We’ll run away, build a house, and we’ll play

In the yard with our black Lab and our two Persian cats

I’ll make you eggs and you’ll tell me I’m great

And you will love me for my Shatner impression

And you will love me for my shiny complexion

And you will love me for my Star Wars collection

You will love

You will love

You will love me

I have made it my sworn duty

To sing the praises of her booty

What I would not give to rock her

But I can’t, so I’ll just stalk her

Heather Graham

Heather Graham

Heather Graham

Heather Graham

Heather Graham

Heather Graham

I’ll be waiting…