Cain Sings The Blues - Crotchduster

My pants is tight

And my balls is long

My o is itchin

From this camel hair thong

My legs is sweaty

And my mind is too

Skip skiffington

Is the last angry jew

My hands is hairy

And my sight is gone

Because my willy’s been

Inside your mom

When I was 52 I had 3 balls

I bury living cats inside my walls

Girls are screaming

Boys are crying

Uncle teddy’s fish are dying

I got gonorrhea when I

Butt fucked a dead armadillo

Add 3 eggs, one stick of butter

Beat the shit out of your brother

Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy

So the other day, I went to go pay cash for my brand new Lexus

And the rims I ordered, they put the wrong fuckin rims on

It’s like when I’m going into a restaurant to eat

I can’t sit down without some son-of-a-bitch kid coming up to me

And saying «Hey!

Sign this!

Sign this!»

Why don’t you sign my cock you little bastard

I’m trying to eat a fuckin meal here

I don’t care if you buy my records

Get the fuck out of here before I punch your cock

I’m sponsored by Adidas

And what do I give a fuck if little philipino kids work for 15 cents a year to

make these god damn shoes

They look great!

You put on a pair of Adidas and a brand new fuckin fur coat and you are stylin'

And let’s face it, that’s what this business is all about

STYLE!

I mean listen to these guitars, they sound like shit

Me and Jimmy made this up in a half an hour

You don’t have to be any good to do this

Kiss my belly button from the inside

Gangleosis streaming dreams

Woke up in a box of beans

Wizards dragons demons blizzards

Stuff your rectum full of gizzards

Beavers in my ssl

I condemn them all to hell

Drinking beer out of your ass

Fuck your mom with broken glass

I hope mom will be home soon

So I can get some tasty poon

Shoots and ladders getting fatter

Puppy soup is not for me

Williamsburg upon the wall

Who says williams best of all

I’ll throw liquid on your console

If I don’t take my haldol