Sports Analogies - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Scott Michael Foster, Vincent Rodriguez III

We’re down for the count

It’s down to the wire

We can’t drop the ball

We gotta aim a little higher

'Cause when we’re on the ropes

And it’s our turn at bat

We gotta throw a Hail Mary

Gotta go to the mat

Sports analogies

Sports analogies

We’ve found the common ground

In all men’s personalities

We talk a big game

That’s how we relate

It’s the easiest way for men to

Communicate

Hike!

It’s par for the course

When you’re in the home stretch

To swing for the fences

With a full court press

We’re on the one yard line

Inches to go

So you’ll pitch and I’ll catch

'Cause it’s our lead to blow

Let’s use more

Sports analogies

Sports analogies

They help men cope with life’s

Harsh realities

Let’s spew more clichés

'Til we run out the clock

Just keep your eye on the ball

The puck

And my shuttlecock

Hey!

Sometimes, when we watch sports,

We get sad

And we make it seem like

We’re sad about the sports

But we’re not really crying

About the game at all

Who really cares about

A game of basketball

We’re sad about our dads

We couldn’t talk to our dads

Unless we used

Sports analogies

Sports analogies

Men feel safe with these

Empty generalities

Let’s go for the gold

And then we’ll hit the lockers

We’re american men

We like all sports

Except for soccer

'Cause soccer’s just a bunch

Of foreigners running around

Yeah!