Modern Animal - Crash Land

I took a smart drug today

Just to help me learn to read

'Cause there’s a magazine

And it tells me 'bout the things that I need

Yeah, the pictures make me feel good

I don’t do those things, but I could

'Cause I’m a modern man

And I’m trying everything that I can

I had an accident this morning

Now I’m stuck in bed

You know I put that television set upon my head

Yeah, the actor made me feel cool

He was handsome, he was no fool

The kinda man I feel like being on a Saturday

And I’ve seen you

And you’ve seen me

As we wait for collection

So we smile, to make the connection

But it won’t last

Oh because it goes too fast

Because we all

Have our own recollection

You know I drive all day

Just to prove I own a car

And when I drive all day

I never really drive that far

Yeah I like my feet on the ground

I said I like drivin' round and around

'Cause I’m a modern man

And oh yeah I’ve got a lot on my mind

And you don’t need me

Just like I don’t need you

We’re gonna make it alone

'Cause this is real

If you’re not ready, tell me why

You gotta look outta place

You’ve got the wrong kinda face

But you should learn

To love your reflection

This is natural selection

Yeah, I hope you pass inspection