Hurricane Party Intro - Cowboy Mouth

My hurricane party got outta control

I’m lying in the gutter eatin' tootsie rolls

With red ant bites all over my ass

Beating on my buddies with a baseball bat

We had a little party me and my friends

A hurricane was coming to New Orleans again

Somebody brought scotch somebody brought beer

I shoulda' kept the hooch and thrown’em outta here

A friendly game a penny a hand

Smoke a cigar act like a man

Waintin' for the gale force winds to blow

Shuffle up the cards and let the liquor flow

My hurricane party got outta control

I’m lying in the gutter eatin' tootsie rolls

With red ant bites all over my ass

Beating on my buddies with a baseball bat

Somebody’s girlfriend showed up by surprise

With cookies in her hands and dollar signs in her eyes

I started dipping her cookies in scotch

Well she won all my money and my pocket watch

Well I passed out and I woke up

The house was empty and so was my cup

From out on the front porch I heard them shout

I wish they’d come in so I could throw them out

My hurricane party got outta control

I’m lying in the gutter eatin' tootsie rolls

With red ant bites all over my ass

Beating on my buddies with a baseball bat JTG!

Everybody’s wrestling out in the dirt

I laughed so hard till my stomach hurt

They saw me clean they heard me laugh

They started charging at me and I grabbed the bat

My hurricane party got outta control

I’m lying in the gutter eatin' tootsie rolls

With red ant bites all over my ass

Beating on my buddies with a baseball bat

Beating on my buddies with a baseball bat

Beating on my buddies with a baseball bat

I used to know the way to Fenway Park!