Hey Bartender - Cowboy Mouth

Hey bartender pour me another one

'cause I don’t think that I’ve had enough

Make it a bourbon make it a double one

You can see that I’m still standing up

Whiskey and women well they fool me every time

Into thinking I’m the hero I have pictured

In my mind

So tell me a secret to get me through the night

Or let’s turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie

Where am I this evening?

no I don’t mean what bar

I mean what city?

and in what state am I?

Honey, are you leaving?

and do you have a car?

And could you take me along for the ride?

A woman like you well, you could enter in my life

And let me be the lover I have pictured in my mind

So tell me a secret to get me through the night

Or let’s turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie

Here’s a quarter why don’t I play us a song

B 33 I believe it’s George Jones

I believe it’s a slow one in ¾ time

So let’s turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie

Hey bartender did she say where she was going?

Well I must have dozed off for awhile

Are these my cigarettes?

and how much do I owe?

I guess I’ll see you again tomorrow night

Do you think she’d mind it if I called her

Up sometime?

I might be the reason she’s been searching

Her whole life

So tell me a secret to get me through the night

Or let’s turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie