Horse Doctor, Come Quick - Corb Lund

Veterinary surgeon, horse doctor come quick

Cuz the old bitch whelped and the puppies took sick

Bring your little black bag with the medicines in

Bring the tranq and the crank and the penicillicin

Well I know you been busy pullin' all them calves

But you got somethin' that the other vets don’t have

Veterinary surgeon, horse doctor come quick

Whatever you got’s really doin' the trick

Bring your little black bag with the medicines in

Bring the tranq and the crank and the penicillicin

Bring some for my sow, bring some for my ewe

For my jill, for my cow, bring some for me too

Veterinary surgeon, horse doctor come quick

A dip and a drench, a mineral lick

Bring your little black bag with the medicines in

Bring the juice and the bute and the buprenorphin'

Of any other cure I like your remedy most

And what you keep in your mind when you measure the dose

Well I’m just a layman, I’m not like you

I ain’t never been taught, I ain’t never been schooled

I never spent 5 long years down east

Learning everything about the bird and the beast

I’m just a layman, I’m not like you

I can’t diagnose nothin', ain’t got no clue

Well I’m just a layman, I’m not like you

Well I’m just a layman, I’m not like you

Well I’m just a layman, I’m not like you

But whatever she got, I caught the same thing too

Yeah, whatever she caught, I caught the same thing too

Veterinary surgeon, horse doctor come quick

Draw the syringe and give it a flick

Bring your little black bag with the medicines in

Bring the tranq and the crank and the penicillicin

Well I’m just a layman, I’m not like you

But I can read on the bottle, I can read on the tube

Yeah, I can read on the bottle, I can read on the tube

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