Feel Like Hell Today - Cooper Alan

I got a spam call at 5AM

The damn trash man missed my bin

And my neighbor's dog did his business on my fresh-mowed lawn again

I was trying to get to work on time

But the mailman blocked my drive

And douchebag Jim parked his Tesla in that spot he knows is mine

Some days people just suck

But I got my mind made up

Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today

No P.O. is gonna take a piss on my parade

I got too much life to live

And too few shits to give

Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today

Even if my ex goes round lying

Boss man tries to keep me all nighting

Karen in the comments keeps tapping

I'll be doing just fine

Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today

No P.O. is gonna take a piss on my parade

I got too much life to live

And too few shits to give

Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today

I'm being gosh damn good, dawg

If you got a job that sucks

And if the taxman takes too much

Yeah, and if you need a strong one

Here's a sing-along one

Go on, raise it on up

Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today

No P.O. is gonna take a piss on my parade

I got too much life to live

And too few shits to give

Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today

I got too much life to live

And too few shits to give

And ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today