She Got The Ring - Chuck Mead

She said we oughta get married

I told her I wasn’t ready

She said I wanna be with you always

I said we was already steady

She said she needed a diamond but I told her

I wouldn’t give it

She went out and got a fella

Who would come up with it

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So she got the ring

I got the finger

She didn’t want to waste her time with no poor-ass singer

She wanted all the bling

That married life would bring her

So she got the ring

And I got the finger

She tried every trick in the book

To wear me down

Years before we met

She already had a wedding gown

New groom looks like a gorilla

But she says he’s cute

She was looking for a man

Who would fit into her monkey suit

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