Space Asshole - Chris Remo

In 2125

I was on a mining colony

On mars

Just a quiet backwater facility

Among the stars

And then one day

I was minding my own business

I was mining my own ore

And there he was

Space asshole

In a truck flying off a ridge

Space asshole

Smashing through a bridge

And as he landed, out came his hammer

Smashed my boss right in the face

Space asshole

Planting charges left and right

Space asshole

All he does is annihilate and fight

I didn’t sign up for this

I just wanted to get away

Somewhere remote

Just a place where I can earn myself a day’s pay

Without being smote

But every time I think I’m safe

Every time I think it’s calm

I am wrong