Take Me Drunk - Charlie Worsham

Well if a drunk mans says what a sober man thinks

Then right now I think I’m thinkin' out loud a lot

Hey girl, you wanna split a shot?

Take me drunk, I’m home

Out here in the crowd can’t hear a thing

Wait don’t turn around, don’t walk away

What I really meant to say was

Take me drunk, I’m home

What’s a drink gotta do to get a guy in this bar?

I mean a girl in this bar

Somebody here take the car of my keys

Can’t drive with these two hands oh and

Take me drunk, I’m home

Do it now

Well if a pig could fly do you really think a pig might fly

Through the front door of Club Klondike Lounge

Pick me up and drop me off at my house

Take me drunk, I’m home

Right at home on the barstool

Drinking like a half-lived legend alcoholic with a question mark

Liver floatin' like Noah’s ark

Take me drunk, I’m home

What’s a dance gotta do to get a girl in this place?

I mean a guy in this place

Somebody here take the car of my keys

Can’t drive with these two hands oh and

Take me drunk, I’m home

Home, sweet home

What’s a drink gotta do to get a guy in this bar?

I mean a girl in this bar

Somebody here take the car of my keys

Can’t drive with these two hands oh and

Take me drunk, I’m home